March 2012
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obscurebside: woAH SOMEONE HAS AN OPINION YOU DON’T LIKE
Mar 1st
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alienixena: who you finna try
Mar 1st
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
Feb 29th
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idiotblogger: What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
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Anti-Climactic Hunger Games
Caesar: Is there a special lady waiting for you back home?
Peeta: No.
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Feb 28th
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my eye doctors appointment
my doctor: okay so i dont think we need to dilate your eyes this time
me: can you do it anyways so i can take pictures for the internet
my doctor:
me:
my mom:
me: please
Feb 28th
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
Feb 28th
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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
Feb 28th
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mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat am i a bad person
Feb 28th
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dadfather: dougies my way through community college
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salemthetalkingcat: package-to-here: I LOVED THIS PART SO MUCH. ME TOO!!!! Best scene in a tv show ever
Feb 28th
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clavid: maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns
Feb 28th
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mom: i'm so tired of you doing nothing around the house and just going up to your room to blog all day. you only ever talk to virtual people anymore and it's not healthy. you need to start doing something other than spending all your time on the computer or else i'm taking it.
me: fuck it i'm young
mom: what did you say?
me: ok
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hipsterwavves: I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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monday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
tuesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
wednesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
thursday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
friday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
saturday: lol no school
sunday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
Feb 26th
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idiotblogger: My blog must be really good because I know no one follows me for my face
Feb 26th
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