February 2012
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
dadfather:
dougies my way through community college
Watchsalemthetalkingcat:
package-to-here:
I LOVED THIS PART SO MUCH.
ME TOO!!!! Best scene in a tv show ever
clavid:
maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns
mom: i'm so tired of you doing nothing around the house and just going up to your room to blog all day. you only ever talk to virtual people anymore and it's not healthy. you need to start doing something other than spending all your time on the computer or else i'm taking it.
me: fuck it i'm young
mom: what did you say?
me: ok
hipsterwavves:
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
monday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
tuesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
wednesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
thursday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
friday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
saturday: lol no school
sunday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
idiotblogger:
My blog must be really good because I know no one follows me for my face
foodismyonlyfriend:
Yesterday at work I was going through my managers iPod to see what music he had. He had nickelback on there. I genuinely was under the impression that NO ONE liked nickelback. So I started laughing at him and I was like , “AHAHA WHO EVEN LIKES NICKELBACK??” and him and my other coworker gave me the dirtiest look I’ve ever seen and informed me that they were both huge fans....
weezybakeoven:
damn man now that’s how you do...
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
butts-butts:
leloulove:
askkaiko:
lenkabutt:
ponye-weist:
only-under-starlight:
trickstermodeatnight:
skrilladex:
lackyebenny:
feferipeisex:
mynameisgrey:
nybaneusgret
yes perfect
feferipeixex
so close
lackyevenny
… damn….
skrilladex
HA
trovldrt,ofrsynihjy
Oh
onli indewe staelight
wooooooooooow
ponye weyst
almost
lenka butt
fuck yeah
askkaiko
(( HA...
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
